The Perfect Baby Handbook: A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents (Paperback)

The Perfect Baby Handbook: A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents

Review

“Brilliant! Must-read comic relief for anxious new moms and dads, and all the people who lovingly put up with us.” (Miranda Purves, Living Editor, ELLE )“Dale Hrabi’s Perfect Baby Handbook: Advice on ‘elevating your baby’s mind with unattractive Dutch toys’ and more.” (New York )“Hands down the funniest book about children that Spy magazine never wrote.” (Douglas Coupland )“In researching his satirical manual, The Perfect Baby Handbook…[which] details yuppie parent phenomena, Dale Hrabi found that sometimes the slightest intervention can help moms and dads see the absurdity of their ways.” (W Magazine )“In this age of competitive parenting, how do you make sure your baby comes out on top — and in the best outfit? . . . This not-so-serious approach to the all-encompassing baby guide gives anxious parents a little breathing room — and a laugh.” (UrbanBaby.com )“The Perfect Baby Handbook is a satirical look at raising kids and the (more…)

The Baby Bunch Lollipop Bodysuit – Red, 0-6 Months

The Baby Bunch Lollipop Bodysuit - Red, 0-6 Months

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Sweets for the sweet a Lollipop bodysuit is a 100% cotton red and white striped bodysuit cleverly rolled and wrapped in cellophane. It looks good enough to eat. This bodysuit is generously sized to fit infants 0-6 months or up to 16 pounds. and is wrapped in cellophane, tied with a ribbon and bears a gift tag.

The Baby Bunch – Red & White Lollipop One PieceLollipop, pop, lolly, sucker or stick-pop, call it what you will, everyone loves a lollipop. Shower the little one with sweets of another sort, a Lollipop One piece set! Each Lollipop One piece set is a 100% cotton red and white striped one piece cleverly rolled and wrapped in cellophane. It looks good enough to eat! The One piece set is generously sized to fit infants 0-6 months or up to 16 lbs. and is wrapped in cellophane, tied with a ribbon

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CR Gibson Baby Shower Keepsake and Guest Book, Heaven Sent Girl,

CR Gibson Baby Shower Keepsake and Guest Book, Heaven Sent Girl,

More than a guest book – create a unique keepsake for up to three showers. Space for hostesses, guest and addresses, gift record, special photos, and other shower highlights. 9.75″ x 7″ cover size. Gift boxed. Attached penholder. Padded cover. Acid-free,

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The Baby Bunch 0-6 Month Bunch Gift Set

The Baby Bunch 0-6 Month Bunch Gift Set

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The Baby Bunch Large Pink Baby Bunch includes: one bib, one t-shirt, two hats, one pair of mitts, two pairs of socks, two burp cloths, one onesie and one sleepsuit. All clothing is 100% cotton and sized for babies aged 0-6 months, or up to 16 pounds. The Baby Bunch arrives in an attractive presentation box.

New grandparents, godparents, great uncles, great aunts and the whole gang will go gaga over the Classic Large Pink Baby Bunch. Every little princess deserves a wardrobe that is pretty in pink, and this is our prettiest! Each Large Pink Baby Bunch includes: one pink bib, one pink t-shirt, one pink hat, one white hat, two pairs of socks (one pink pair and one white pair), one pair of pink mitts, two white burp cloths, one pink one piece and one pink sleepsuit, gathered into a spectacular bouquet of baby clothes. All clothing is super-soft 100% cotton and generously sized for baby girls 0-6 months, or up to 16 lbs. The clot (more…)

Kate Aspen “Heaven Scent” Baby Powder Fresh Frosted Glass Votive

Kate Aspen

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The frosted glass container holds a powder-fresh scented candle and is sure to win smiles with the adorable baby, arms stretched wide, as if to say “Hold me!”. When guests take a closer look, they will love baby’s potty humor…what baby really means is “Change me!”. Everyone will get the joke once they see the dirty diaper drawing. This baby shower favor is a breath of fresh air that’s “Heaven Scent”. Arrives in showcase 2″ by 2.25″ box with organza ribbon and “Heaven Scent” tag. Click here to view baby shower tag designs.

The frosted glass container holds a powder-fresh scented candle and is sure to win smiles with the adorable baby, arms stretched wide, as if to say “Hold me!”. When guests take a closer look, they will love baby’s potty humor…what baby really means is “Change me!”. Everyone will get the joke once they see the dirty diaper drawing! This baby shower favor is a breath of fresh air that?s “Heaven Scent.? (more…)

DwellStudio® for Target® Newborn Wear Blanket Pink – 0-6M

DwellStudio® for Target® Newborn Wear Blanket Pink - 0-6MNo description for this product could be found, but have a look over at Amazon for reviews and other information.

That’s Not My Teddy (Usborne Touchy-Feely Board Books) (Board book)

That's Not My Teddy (Usborne Touchy-Feely Board Books)

Babies and toddlers will love this inviting new series which encourages interactive play. As each page is turned, a different texture is waiting to be discovered. Bright and simple illustrations add to each title’’s appeal’
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Kate Aspen “Baby On Board” Expandable Pen in Car Seat Packaging

Kate Aspen

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Sitting snug as a hug in a color-rich car seat is the “write” baby shower favor to drive everyone wild. This bundled-up baby heading down life’s highway is actually an expandable pen. The multi-colored, polka-dotted “baby blanket” is the base for the pen, and baby’s almost-bald head becomes the top of the colorful yellow, light-green, pink and blue telescoping pen. Cleverly contained in clear, gift-box packaging, this “noteworthy” baby rides comfortably in a cute, cardboard car seat covered with polka dots that match baby’s blanket. The pen is approximately 3″ high and 5.5″ high when expanded. The gift box measures 3″ high, 2.25″ deep and 1.75″ wide. Click here to view baby shower tag designs.

Sitting snug as a hug in a color-rich car seat is the “write? baby shower favor to drive everyone wild! This bundled-up baby heading down life?s highway is actually an expandable pen! The multi-colored, polka-dotted “baby blanket? is th (more…)

Malden Family Ties Picture Frame – Baby Die Cast Metal

Malden Family Ties Picture Frame - Baby Die Cast Metal

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The Malden Die-cast Picture Frame can hold a picture measures up to 2.5″x2.5″. The frame features in a metallic frame and it is great for those special memories.

picture frames / photo frames : This adorable frame is part of the Family Ties series by Malden. Add a great photo and you have a gift that will make any Mom or Dad beam with joy anytime she sees it did we leave out grandparents This is one they love Fashioned in pretty brushed pewter finish. Glare resistant glass lens. Produced expressly for SendAFrame.

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Mud Pie Baby Perfectly Princess Head Band, 0-12 Months

Mud Pie Baby Perfectly Princess Head Band, 0-12 Months

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Mud Pie Baby Perfectly Princess Head Band is pink with black polka dots. Silk flower and grosgrain ribbon adorn headband. It comes in precious pink with black polka dot gift box.

Mud Pies adorable Perfectly Princess head bank, goes with the Perfectly Princess onesie and/or playset. Now baby can be fashionably smart…fits 0-6 months

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